Re-Birth

So, everything has a new beginning. Or so they say. It is kinda true in a way. Although the real truth is hidden. Everything has a similarity to everything in the past. Third week of college has passed. Made a load of friends (international and local) xD Had some bad experiences, happy moments and faced WTFBBQOMFGWTH situations. Back to the story. I’ll start with bad experiences. It’s what I live for, I guess. Being all emo sometimes.

People get misunderstood a lot. It’s a universal fact. Everyone just assumes that something happens when it’s somewhat the opposite. Unless, of course, you aren’t in the situation. People also don’t take sides. Unless they just don’t like the other person. So here’s the thing. There’s 3 people. A, B and C. Maths period. A uses correctional liquid to create a dotted circle on C’s paper while B watches and A converses with people who sits behind A. B thinks of a smiley and decides to put correctional liquid on it. =D was formed. C comes back and threatens B to re-copy C’s work on a new, clean piece of paper. Here’s the thing. =D can be :D or look like a *ahem* *coughpeniscough* C tells the teacher and the teacher shakes head in disgust at B and says,”You’re doing stuff like this even though you’re not a kid.” I’d say that B was unfortunate. Very unfortunate. Imagine, wrong place, wrong time? Wrong thing to do. I couldn’t even understand why B did =D instead of :D. Well, shit happens.

Next up is the feeling of a real relationship between a boy and a girl/male and female (whatever you want it to be). Somehow, things never get started for B (remember the A, B and C story?) B is male and happens to like a girl from his orientation day on the 26th of june, last month. She’s from the student council which B was rejected from for being somewhat incompetent (from the evalution of the not-so-common-sense-instilled-student-council. B was shattered. His chances of finding a reason to talk to the girl, E was lowered. B has a few friends in his Pre-Medical class who doesn’t take biology, like him. D happened to sense that E was checking B out, but knowing B who has low self-esteem, it was a hopeless situation. B didn’t know what to do. E has a unique way of finding a seat. Somehow her seat enables her to look at B in a way. There’s a TV in the cafeteria, and E has been sitting in a position where she can pretend to watch it. She would somehow look at B in a way while “watching” TV. But there’s a catch. What if B deciphered E’s body movements wrongly? Or B has been thinking too much lately, perhaps?

So, B received an email about a student council meeting before and happened to notice E’s email address on the CC list. B was curious, opened friendster, and keyed in E’s email address. E is single! E is the same age as B! E has some certain charm that B was attracted to. I wouldn’t call it sexual, but it was more of a tingly feeling, like floating in mid-air? Some would call it love. Some would call it a lie, but to B, it was love. B made a brave move after being accepted by E into her friendster. B sent a message with #0, #1, and so on.. which was a series of questions. The conversations were less awkward and B and E had sent each other like 5 messages over a period of 5-6 days. B, however did make a crucial mistake, letting E know that B was somewhat after her. B apologized through friendster twice in a message (for it being weird to her) and IRL. B then just recently flipped through a Men’sHealth magazine and RE-discovered that saying sorry was kinda stupid because, why apologize when you did nothing wrong? Well, E did tell B through a message not to apologize so much unless B did one of the two following:
i ) burn E’s house down
or
ii ) burn E’s dog

Thats about B’s current love life. As for the other people in the past? B feels that a relationship without meeting each another constantly would lead to isolation. Going out and spending some quality time with a loved one means a lot. Even if it’s a cousin.

However, everything has a downside. It seems to B’s korean buddies who were in the same school as E, told B that E has a HOT GERMAN BOYFRIEND. It was like telling B that B was in a critical cancer stage. Well, a bit of exaggeration, but descriptive writing works. Sends strong mental images to the readers (whom I was somehow notified were non-existensial, posts of AznGeek and PsYcH) B feels kinda intimidated at the moment.

And then there was one. Today, B went to 1 Utama with his brother, F and 7 other friends. C was cool with B, as B did the brave move by apologizing to C. B was wrong for using correctional liquid on C’s paper. But, C was wrong for doing such damage to B’s relationship with the Math Teacher. Confusing the =D for a *coughpeniscough* instead of a smiley. What a WTF moment. Anyhow, A kinda ditched B, C, F and 6 friends because A had watched the bloody movie, Pirates of the Carribean 2: Dead Man’s Chest. Back to the story… G and H wanted to go to 1 Utama for the movie as it was convenient for both of them to go there. Prior to that, the 6 friends + F had to MYR15 for transportation each!!!11one!!eleven We had lunch at KFC. It was lousy. The BBQ Cheesy Meltz wasn’t toasted to perfection. It was microwaved!!! LIES. I think everytime they advertise something, you can literally see the shit spewing from their mouths. Marketing strategy? Spend more on advertisements and sell food not even close to the it. BBQ Cheesy Meltz is a rip-off. STAY AWAY!!!!

Anyways, the movie was shit. I mean WTF? Why make us, the viewers of your movie feel the suspense of waiting for another fucking movie? I smell bullshit. You fuckers just go produce an ever-continuing movie and spoil our movie-viewing experience. It’s exactly like that bitch, JK Rowling. You and your perverted Harry Potter snogging, replace-wand-with-wang-story-to-reveal-the-dirty-side-of-JK-Rowling-series. God damn it, end the suspense already. Fucking Jack Sparrow. What’s with his bitch ass character? He’s good and bad at the same time. It’s just that movies nowadays sinked to suspense, suspense and more susfuckingpense. Bloody Malaysian Censorship Board sucks ass. They just bleep every single scene with snogging. And people, watch out for Ghost Rider. To think that Nicholas Cage would sink that low to portray some “superhero” that is animated throughout 75% of the movie? *sneeze* Sorry, I am allergic to bullshit.

It’s so disappointing sometimes. Knowing facts that don’t seem true but are true. Disappointment always get me. Doesn’t it get you? Let’s hope that things go as planned (by B of course). Next time, Starbarks Coffee House.

-pH-