Hey there big boy, rowr

I was actually doing some chemistry. Then by a twist of fate… I was sent this link

http://recoilforums.com/758652-post1.html

Hey there big boy, rowr… indeed… i’ll eat you for….. fuck.. my breakfast, lunch, dinner, and breakfasts,lunches and dinners for the next year …. damn…… this is all sneakerpimps fault! My beautiful sleeppppp NOoooooooo Azngeek

His first time…

It’s his first time. Take it slow. Help him. Help him place it where it feels good. Help him…. 

Damn, psych is all grown up. NO longer a blog virgin, though I think he’s not been a blog virgin for a pretty fucking long time. Secretly blogging behind my back, that slut. Haha, props to him though, really appreciate the effort. So to thank him, I think I’ll be more stereotypical than ever non existential readers. I’ll write about the asian (maybe it could be me) who couldn’t say three-tree

There was a boy, named treenitree (pronounced as trinity) haha fagot! He must have gotten soooo much shit from his friend– shit off topic. Yes so treenitree, got a lot of shit because he was:
1. Asian
2. He couldn’t pronounce his L’s. Really? Hah! More like Rearry! Hello? Nah-uh. More like Haro! But worst of all. It was the number 3. How would you pronounce that? TREEE! Holy heap of hippy hoe hacking horse crap! HAHAHAH. TREEEEEEEEEEEE…. mmmm
Moral of the story… there is none!  Can you non-existent readers see how much prejudice we Asians recieve daily? Hell I’m Asian. Fuck. We are all prejudiced. The world would be a better place without all these prejudices, but definitely not as funny! *rant rant rant*

To further this rant, I’ll help all you non-existent readers in the romance part of your life with a few pickup lines:

• Will you let me integrate your life, and will you let me let you differentiate mine?
• Every couple, has its moments.
• Will you be the square to my root?
• If the root of 64 is 8, will you go out with me?
• 1+1=2, but me+you= uncertainty, a whole life of uncertainty which I’ll be prepared to face if it was me+you
• Let me geek you up the right way
• Shall we backup,format, then format again, rowr?

Geeky…. hah, the azngeek. ( I came up with some of those, can’t remember which though) Don’t you love it non-existential readers when we get so intimate *puke*

S-L-U-T

Judgemental post on the way non-existent readers. Very judgemental… went out to a burger joint for lunch yesterday, if you must know burger fuel at Parnell, possibly THE best mid range burgers known to man kind, burgers ranging around the 8-12 dollar range. AND PLUS it’s not the cheap-nasty-plastic-stuff you get from other fast food joints like, McDeath, Killed-Fucked-Colon, etc. Off topic again. Mmmmm so yes where does the SLUT come in? Woah there, move your hands away from that thing! Geez! I don’t need no number threes here non-existent male readers. So yes as I was saying, I ordered a bitch, no no no, the burger was called “bitchin” to be precise, *licks chops* tasty chicken, generous serving of lettu- fuck, off topic again. Sooooooooooo as I was eating  my burger, this group of three… extremely…. —- white boys come in, with matching jeans worn low down, dawning on IDENTICAL black puffy kathmandu jackets, who were all ugly mother fuckers who thought they were cool because they had pimp(actually not so pimp jackets)… moving along now, yea yea, those morons ruined my appetite, so I thought they deserved some mentioning… soooooooooo then comes a group of three… sheep!?WTF.. I mean three white girls, all who were fairly attractive young women. Nothing wrong here yet right? Yea nothing wrong, except I assume the alpha girl, who was wearing a green tee shirt, and white track bottoms. THOSE WHITE TRACK BOTTOMS WERE TRANSPARENT HOLY COW! I MEAN BLOODY LITERALLY TRANSPARENT SHIT WTF… PUBLIC PLACE BITCH!!!!111oneoneoneeleven…. sure she was hot and all…. but think about all the little children! DAYMN! Little kids walk along Parnell too holding on to their parents hands for guidance, to only have their innocence DEFILED by the blasphemo-… meh what am I talking about. They are girls. I’m a guy. They are hot girls. I’m a guy. They are hot girls with the leader girl having a transparent track bottom, and DARE I sAY IT, dawned a Gee-FUCKING-string!!!(Pffbt… she’ll probably end up shagging K-fed or something look what happened to Britney!) Shiet….. Ok fine, it’s still disgusting… >.< man… white people pffffbt, at least us asians have honor, and humility. THEY BRING SHAME TO THEIR ANCESTORS! Ok rant ends here. Because you know what they say “You can’t spell slaughter, without l-a-u-g-h-t-e-r”… that wasn’t the slightest bit coherent, was it? Signing off, Azngeek

Just another blog

Sadly, another sad attempt to blog. Heh, o well. Thou shall not judge. Well seeing how this is the very first post, I think I’ll just be nice enough to inform you, the masses the reason behind this so called blog. Its basic function will just be a place for me to enlighten you with any bullshit I can think of, and pretty much just a place for me to fuckabout as much as I like. If you don’t like it, suck it up, fuck up, or leave. :)

 To christen this blog, let me fill your mind with some bull shit to totally fuck with your mind. Sounds like a plan. Well in the last week, I purchased a new wireless router, and a new barebone. The router was a linksys WRT 54G and a new Shuttle Barebone G5600 with the following specifications:

AMD XP 3200++ 64
512 MB DDR RAM 400
Radeon 9200 XT
60 GB Hard Drive

The very bare necessities for a media box. But still I’m happy about it. Installed a fresh copy of microslut windows XP pro, and then installed medioo. Did some configuration, and now I’m a proud owner of a media box, to watch all my movies and tv series. But wait 60 GBs isn’t very much, now is it? So come this sunday, I get my server.

AMD XP 2500++
512 MB DDR RAM
1 X 80 GB HDD ATA
2 X 120 GB HDD ATA
1 X 200 GB HDD ATA
1 X 300 GB HDD SATA
Radeon 9600 PRO ( probably going to move this into the media box and swap over the graphic cards)

So yes, that’s probably the highlight of my fucken’ life. Not very interesting now was it? So how many of you felt your IQ just decrease 10 knotches? *raises hand eagerly* Damn right. I told you I’d make you stupid.

 Moving on to something a lot less geeky, let me talk to you about babes! Yes BABES . I’ve got your attention now aye you fucken’ horny males. Babe of the moment is Michelle from chemistry class. WHAT? No pictures. Yea, damn right, no pictures. She’s all MINE ass wipes. ALL MINE. Don’t like it? Stop wanking while reading this blog then. Hmmm maybe she ain’t all mine, but I think she’s pretty damn attractive. Michelle is a korean girl of 17 years old sporting the typical asian girl long straight hair look, slightly tanned, with possibly one of the fucking cutest voices ever. Yea. EVER!!!111oneoneonone Damn right. Now stupid fucked up infatuation kicks in at the beginning of year 2006. Just peachy.

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 And that feels up my weekly quoata of posts. Until next week, where I totally rob you of your sanity. I think next week will be an english lesson. How’s that dirt wad?

EDIT : Note I’m not that childish… was just angsty and pretty… urm emo??? at the beginning of the year