God Help Me

Wow. Nice things keep happening to me. Lost my phone. Yeap. Lost it. I knew this week was bad but wtf am i right? Argh. I am so high, I can hear heaven. So high… on grief and pain. Now I’m stuck with a Samsung. Damn you Samsung phone. Damn your small screen and tiny keys. Damn your cute appearance and your annoying beeps. Damn your ultra limited memory and most of all, damn ME for losing something so DAMN BIG in the first place (Thats Actually The Worst Part About This Whole Crappy Situation). Its excusable to lose the most tiniest, thinnest, lightest, almost invisibleish phone. But not one that looks like it could swallow your head. Too bad eh. Congrats to the lucky bastard who stole it. You Lucky Bastard. I hope s/hes the kind of person with some kind of brain defect. One look at the pr0n in the phone and itll trigger a major stroke. Wish you hadnt stolen my pr0n ridden phone now eh?(the pr0ns not my doing btw. pervy hands of pervy people with pr0n ridden phones can do amazing things. Thanks Bluetooth!) My Samsungs clean. So it just doesnt feel the same….

• OMG PSYCH THAT WAS AN AWESOME RANT!!!
• I KNOW RIGHT!!!!
• OMG I WANNA BE WITH YOU SO BAD!!!!
• I KNOW RIGHT!!!!
• OMG YOU ROCK MY WORLD!!!!!!
• I KNOW RIGHT!!!!
• I LOVE YOU!!!!!!
• I KNOW RIGHT!!! I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!
• OMG PSYCH LETS GO TO HOLLAND AND GET MARRIED!!!!
• lets… not.

On to the good stuff. The cool convo above was included solely for the purpose of making my post take up most of the page. If it still doesn’t then I could just delete everyone else’s posts right? No? Ok.

I was on the train minding my own business when I spotted an empty seat. Took it without thinking twice. Was trying to get away from a weird Indian guy who was feeling me with his eyes (for lack of a better phrase. Seriously I think thats what girls complain about when they tell you that there’s a guy staring at them. I almost felt his probing eyes undress me slowly. Exaggeration? Probably. Didnt confront him cos it coulve been all in my mind. =) But we all know the truth right?) Ahem. Anyway I was just sitting there, looking forlorn(I think) when a voice beside me said, “You’re Jon right?”. Lo and ZOMGG- Malay Girl Who Looks Kinda Familiar Looking Right At Me. Managed to get to know that she was my Standard 2/3/4 something classmate. God everything came back in that second. She seemed cool about meeting in the train. We exchanged pleasantries. But through all that, there was one thing in my mind… Her stealing my pen. The memory of her stealing it, denying it, making excuses, calling me a liar, me calling her a thief, her crying… all etched in my mind like some kind of movie. A movie that kept repeating itself as I talked to her about college, where she went after Standard 6. The usual crap. My blood was boiling by the time we were done talking. Very childish right? Well if you thought that youre absolutely right. Unresolved issues can be a butch. It might not even be that. I might just have a weird grudge holding complex. First time so far as I can tell. But those unresolved issues from your past might just come back and haunt you sometime soon. Well it probably wont but it might. Instead of a pen. It could be something important. Like your dignity? Think about it.

Power to the Masses,

Death to all Teddy-Bears.

Have A Kickass Weekend.

pSyCh

Of Prozac and Pot..

Hiyaz u doods n doodhettes oot dhere. (Yea you the ones who aren’t real. I’m actually starting to wonder if there actually are people reading this blog. The comments posted here seem to be realistic enough. If they aren’t, Im probably gonna need some Prozac or something. yea. go prozac… im gonna go cut my wrists now. wheres my prozac?

Ahem. Erm, This is just a quickie for me to waste some time on. Don’t worry though, its worth the read. So don’t skip anything you lazy motherf awesome reader.

Well, I mentioned the Prozac already. So do i need to go furthur with that? Ok. Let’s learn about Prozac.

Allright kids… this medicine right… Its for really rreeaaallly sad people (awwwwwww) WhoWantToKillThemselves AndOthersAlongWithThem IfTheyGetTheChance. Hmm.. maybe suicide bombers are people who just missed their dose or something.. or is the so called “prozac” thats being prescribed to them actually sand, dirt, and some water ground up and made into pills in a shack somewhere in Kazakhstan? Neways, its good for you if you feel down and dirty depressed. That was a rant btw. Just FYI.

On to the POT. Ahh. Learnt from a Dutch boy(think Dutch Lady but instead of a woman with those things its a Boy). Nah. Ima justa kidding for funa. Hes actually pretty cool. Anyways about the goings on of Pot in Good Ol Holland/N’lands. As we all know(yes even you should know this you nonexistensialishperson) that marijuana is pretty legal there. Learnt from him that Its Not Really Legal for the following reasons.

• YOU CANT SMOKE IT IN PUBLIC!(at home is fine)
• YOU CANT BUY IT LEGALLY IF YOU WANT MORE THAN 5 GRAMS (But owning it is fine as long as you dont intend to sell)
• COFFEESHOPS ARE POTSPOTS!(Yea its a well known fact. Coffeeshops in Amsterdam are places you can legally but a little pot.)

Learnt all this during lunch. Delish. I actually know (firsthand) an ex(maybe) pot smoker!
Oh btw. Check out a new series on USA(those who dont have it should know what to do. Well if you don’t I’ll just tell you. Go IMDB it. then go GET IT. If you don’t know how to I wonder how you survived this long in the **torrent** age without having some kind of clue..) Its called “psych”. OMG COINCIDENCE?? Maybe. Its very Very Very Cool. Like MONK but different in its own unique way. Heres to hoping it doesnt get cancelled before its second season. I know you lazy people(who dont exist) too well. Ill make it easier for you guys.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0491738/

there. Brace yourselves guys, its gonna be a long long week.

pSyCh

d’accord?

Hey there nobodys. Second time doing this (not really) and I’m gonna bore you with something really wholesome today. Everyone knows about the Isr@el vs Leb@non +P@lestine or better known as US+Israel vs. [The+Whole+@rab+World - Jord@n - Egypt]. Ppl might google this site up and get pissed at things I say. Hell, they wont, but just to make sure ive changed the names to protect my privacy. Dont want evil terrorist people flaming this site =) After all there are billions of sites with the key words isr@el, ar@b, p@lestine, war, jew, muslim, intif@da, zionism, kill jews, evil jews, f**k jews, f**k israel etc. =) I dont have time for idiot replies (unless you actually make a point or ask questions). Watched a rerun of Larry King and boy does that weirdo have all the connections. He had a rep from Hezboll@h, from Isr@el(who did a damn good job imo), Amanpour(I Kinda Love Her), Anderson(Gotta Give Him Props For Looking So Damn Good At 40-mygodimgayforandersonforsomereason), Albright(the old, white ex-Condoleezza for people who dont know her) and a few other guys. PS- If youre really not interested in anything political then just skip parts you deem unfit for your virgin eyes.

I wish terrorism would stop. Atm that implies Islamic Extremists(cos theyre really popular now). I really do. After all its not impossible for Asia to become the next top terrorist target. Think about it, compared to Western countries, the security here is lax(even countries like Jap, HK and Singapore-those places are tight but not THAT tight). Whats more if you take a region like SEA where bribery is commonplace and visas are easily obtainable, its almost a 100% chance of success. All it takes is a terrorist to figure that out. Why would they target us? Because they can. If theyre willing to blow themselves up in the first place you cant really expect them to think logically 24/7. I mean look at Bali. Why would they bomb Bali? Killing tourists doesnt make any kind of statement. They even killed a number of Muslims while they were at it but they dont really give a damn. Brain could go on but my fingers won’t.

Aaaanyway, Larry did his usual thing. Mini interviews all around. It stopped at the Hez guy who seemed pretty much in awe that Israel would even consider attacking them over the alternative. After all they just wanted “PEACEFUL NEGOTIATIONS”. Imo, If someone wanted peaceful negotiations then they shouldnt have tresspassed on enemy territory, kidnapped their soldiers and sent rockets into Israels towns. After all, the world wouldnt be more on Israels side if it simply invaded southern Lebanon without provocation. If what the guy said ->”Israel has an alternative plan for Lebanon and is not concerned with the kidnapped soldiers” is true, why the hell would you give it reason to get into your territories in the first place. Thats Dumb. Stupid. Stupid. God. Those words were almost right from his mouth btw, at least that was his point. I’m not saying Israel is totally blameless. Killing civilians is Not Cool. France is being a bitch. A reasonable bitch. After all it is a former occupant of Lebanon so it has interests there. What it said is pretty reasonable. Israel is overreacting. Lets see them just sit passively by if their soldiers get kidnapped and their towns are being bombed. Well, Israel IS overreacting. Pretty much all the casualties are Lebanese civs. That sucks. Bad.

Anyway its pretty much the same old story told again with some names changed. We know the probable outcome. Israel wins, US claims small victory in War Against Terrorism, Bush messes up his victory speech, Bush talks about pigs(hilarious stuff. Watch Jon Stewart), Bush grins, Bush cant get down from podium, Bush looks confused, Bush gets help, Bush does silly wave, Bush slyly winks at Condoleezza. They both undress, get into the tub, gently carressing, get the black maid to join. make an oreo….. skip a few seconds….. fondle, fondle, a sigh, another sigh. some frustration. Some yelling”Whats WRong With IT?”, some frustration. some consoling. Bush is alone again. Bush is sad. Weird rant #2 comes to an end. Hope you had fun. Just remember not to wiki info about the war cos we all know how reliable wiki is with controversial subjects =). Go to GoogleNews for reliable info. Btw the rant above was pretty one-sided. Accurate I believe but one-sided. If you feel like stating anything do so. This subject is related to an assignment of mine so any mistakes you point out could very well increase my marks. btw, almost everything except the third paragraph was written in jest. so dont ride me on that. rants a rant. nothing more. this post might *crosses fingers and other things* increase the # of unique visitors here.

Until nxt time.

pSyCh

its my first time….

The AznGeek has been riding me to post something. Not that I blame him, I recall actually asking him to do it (out of pure boredom i think). The blog name doesnt suit me but hey what can you do. After all since I kinda like computers and I like girls, I’m probably a geek anyway.(damn these stereotypes) Since my life is as normal as ones life could get, most of my posts will be either intelligent or meaningless rants. I agreed to blog because his current readers are non-existent which means making mistakes, stereotyping, being ignorant etc. is much less of a problem. It basically means that I can be myself without worrying about other people or their feelings. (unless non-existent feelings are still considered feelings in which case I’ll apologise in advance for HURTING YOU WITH MY WORDS) Words can’t really hurt you can they? Of course they can. Every intelligent moron on this earth knows that. Heck, even you probably know that.

Why do words hurt? I don’t know. A movie I recently had the displeasure(kinda) of watching (Harriet the Spy) made me wonder how some simple words(which were just the scribbles of a lil girl) made a world of a difference in her life. The Buffy sister/Eurotrip chick is in it. But shes tiny there. So dont watch it just to watch her. You could just watch it to see Rosie O’Donnell be a mentor-figure(shudder) to a little girl. Anyway, its an old show based on a book. Its just a movie that explores the problems a girl faces when friends read her notebook(which she dumbassedly dropped) in which she wrote mean things about them. They werent mean things per se but just negative observations. Its a kids show albeit a somewhat interesting one. You’ll have more fun with (the enjoyable >< but empty) Mean Girls any day. So back to words. Don’t misunderstand my words to be hard thought and precisely my POV on things. These are first and foremost Rants. Rants dont mean much and are just a way for me to use my time when I have any to use freely.

Then again non-existent people wont be bothered by what i say so just ignore the above.

Meh I’ll count that as my rant for the day/week. I was planning to rant about Melissa O’Neil but as I consider that length to be suitable for a post Ill just leave it at that. Who’s Melissa O’Neil you ask? The Best Thing To Come From Canada Since AVRIL “ILOVEYOU” LAVIGNE. I know avrils been under the radar but theres a hole in my soul that cant be filled by anybody else. Sigh. Anyway, shes the third? Canadian idol winner. Browsing through Youtube can do amazing things for you =) Anyway i stumbled upon/across her video. She Awesome. Half asian(chinese i think) which is Always a plus. Btw some of her songs are very … Kelly Clarkson-ish. So if you dont like Kelly, chances are you wont like her either. Google/Wiki her up. Just check out “Let it go” and “Speechless”. There, I got her two more fans. >>!!Great!!<<. Just check her out will ya? Oh while youre at it, check out stuff by Billy Talent. Punkrockish music but very catchy. Im fairly busy so getting posts done usually take a long time unless something awesome happens that i just have to share it with … people who arent really there. Freaky if you think about it. Like if if I grew up and killed people the book about me would have the sentence. “He would regularly post on an online weblog (popularly known as a ‘Blog’) he shared with a friend to total non-entities. He would convince himself that his rants which in reality were pleas for help were being heard by someone somewhere who cared. This was a futile, desperate ploy by his subconscious to appease the manic demon bearing down upon his sanity like a crippling disease. This ploy eventually failed leading to an utter feeling of uncertainty, confusion and eventual anger which erupted that fateful day in…. blah blah blah. Off to do something good for the world.. like turn off my air conditioner.

Gday nonreaders.

psych