Prime-fucking minister

Guess what non-existential readers. That’s right. The prime-fucking minister came to my school today. Click on the link. She’s the one on the right. That’s right. Helen-Clarkey-dackey-doo. She came because I’m so god damn important and needed my help on some important decisions in determining the future of New Zealand and really couldn’t wait later, as she is an incompetent bitch who needs my fucking help. No really. Really. Fine. Couldn’t fool you people. You aren’t as moronic as I thought. *points finger and laughs at the person behind the screen* YOU FELL FOR IT! Out of all seriousness though, she DID come to my school. For you people who don’t know Helen Clark the socialist !@#$%^&*. Please shoot yourself now and bleed to a slow and painful and horribly gruesome death. She’s the prime minister of New Zealand you imbeciles. *sigh* Just when I thought you non-existential readers were gaining some myriad of intelligence. You fooled me readers! Time to quote Georgey-Porgey Bush in one of his speeches while addressing the war in Iraq. “Fooled me once, shame on you. Fooled me twice. Errrr… *shrug*” Click on the link, if you are so god damn moronic you don’t know the biggest idiot of the millenium Georgey-Porgey Bush. I’m beginning to sense some hostility here. Might just be me. Mmm. Yea. So where was I. Oh yes. He-Ren Crack. (He – refers to well he, eg, he is a fucking moron. Ren, for you chinese, means person, though I highly doubt whether Helen Clark is actually human. I believe she’s from pssst, *whispers* Area 51. Another one of Georgey-Porgey’s elaborate yet idiotic plan. Releasing an extra terrestrial to lead a country, only to have the extra-terrestrial backstab the Bush!)

Hmmm. So yes. I’m still yet to understand what I just typed out, but I felt like a rant, after doing 3-DDDDDDDD Vec…vect….tors. Woooo. Fuck. Meh. Yes. Anyways. That’s me. That’s my rant. That’s azngeek for you. Another rant later on in the week, when I have more time.

On a side note, I noticed a friend who referred to himself as being in trouble. And well, he used one of the inter-web lingo(s) -> depending on my mood, how much I educate you <- that I very much think I should educate my fine-dumbass-non-existential readers before I leave. It’ll be my obligation and my good deed for this lifetime. When you are in trouble say:
“Yo. Dude. Really man. die.dot.com.” -> 100 COOL POINTS KACHING! die.dot.com. You see. Makes you sound cool. Like that fucking geek, with his blooooooooe thud headset, and and and, hissssss pink polo teeeeee shirt. (NOTE: for morons, die.dot.com, refers to being in trouble. Therefore the allusion to dieing, and the inter-web allusions just makes you REALLY cool. Chicks dig it. I would know. Chicks dig me)
I really should write out a full article on this internet lingo business. The next time I will. (As you can see, non-coherent, on the fly rants ) – Azngeek

d’accord?

Hey there nobodys. Second time doing this (not really) and I’m gonna bore you with something really wholesome today. Everyone knows about the Isr@el vs Leb@non +P@lestine or better known as US+Israel vs. [The+Whole+@rab+World - Jord@n - Egypt]. Ppl might google this site up and get pissed at things I say. Hell, they wont, but just to make sure ive changed the names to protect my privacy. Dont want evil terrorist people flaming this site =) After all there are billions of sites with the key words isr@el, ar@b, p@lestine, war, jew, muslim, intif@da, zionism, kill jews, evil jews, f**k jews, f**k israel etc. =) I dont have time for idiot replies (unless you actually make a point or ask questions). Watched a rerun of Larry King and boy does that weirdo have all the connections. He had a rep from Hezboll@h, from Isr@el(who did a damn good job imo), Amanpour(I Kinda Love Her), Anderson(Gotta Give Him Props For Looking So Damn Good At 40-mygodimgayforandersonforsomereason), Albright(the old, white ex-Condoleezza for people who dont know her) and a few other guys. PS- If youre really not interested in anything political then just skip parts you deem unfit for your virgin eyes.

I wish terrorism would stop. Atm that implies Islamic Extremists(cos theyre really popular now). I really do. After all its not impossible for Asia to become the next top terrorist target. Think about it, compared to Western countries, the security here is lax(even countries like Jap, HK and Singapore-those places are tight but not THAT tight). Whats more if you take a region like SEA where bribery is commonplace and visas are easily obtainable, its almost a 100% chance of success. All it takes is a terrorist to figure that out. Why would they target us? Because they can. If theyre willing to blow themselves up in the first place you cant really expect them to think logically 24/7. I mean look at Bali. Why would they bomb Bali? Killing tourists doesnt make any kind of statement. They even killed a number of Muslims while they were at it but they dont really give a damn. Brain could go on but my fingers won’t.

Aaaanyway, Larry did his usual thing. Mini interviews all around. It stopped at the Hez guy who seemed pretty much in awe that Israel would even consider attacking them over the alternative. After all they just wanted “PEACEFUL NEGOTIATIONS”. Imo, If someone wanted peaceful negotiations then they shouldnt have tresspassed on enemy territory, kidnapped their soldiers and sent rockets into Israels towns. After all, the world wouldnt be more on Israels side if it simply invaded southern Lebanon without provocation. If what the guy said ->”Israel has an alternative plan for Lebanon and is not concerned with the kidnapped soldiers” is true, why the hell would you give it reason to get into your territories in the first place. Thats Dumb. Stupid. Stupid. God. Those words were almost right from his mouth btw, at least that was his point. I’m not saying Israel is totally blameless. Killing civilians is Not Cool. France is being a bitch. A reasonable bitch. After all it is a former occupant of Lebanon so it has interests there. What it said is pretty reasonable. Israel is overreacting. Lets see them just sit passively by if their soldiers get kidnapped and their towns are being bombed. Well, Israel IS overreacting. Pretty much all the casualties are Lebanese civs. That sucks. Bad.

Anyway its pretty much the same old story told again with some names changed. We know the probable outcome. Israel wins, US claims small victory in War Against Terrorism, Bush messes up his victory speech, Bush talks about pigs(hilarious stuff. Watch Jon Stewart), Bush grins, Bush cant get down from podium, Bush looks confused, Bush gets help, Bush does silly wave, Bush slyly winks at Condoleezza. They both undress, get into the tub, gently carressing, get the black maid to join. make an oreo….. skip a few seconds….. fondle, fondle, a sigh, another sigh. some frustration. Some yelling”Whats WRong With IT?”, some frustration. some consoling. Bush is alone again. Bush is sad. Weird rant #2 comes to an end. Hope you had fun. Just remember not to wiki info about the war cos we all know how reliable wiki is with controversial subjects =). Go to GoogleNews for reliable info. Btw the rant above was pretty one-sided. Accurate I believe but one-sided. If you feel like stating anything do so. This subject is related to an assignment of mine so any mistakes you point out could very well increase my marks. btw, almost everything except the third paragraph was written in jest. so dont ride me on that. rants a rant. nothing more. this post might *crosses fingers and other things* increase the # of unique visitors here.

Until nxt time.

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