7 Tell-Tale Signs You are A Bad Boy… geek

Yes, about the web lingo update. I think it has to be for another time when I feel less inspired with collosally amazing ideas. Was doing some maths, and then went to wash up, and it came to me. Like someone or SOMETHING WANTED me to write about this. The secrets of some anicent force which has given me no option, an ultimatum to impart to you, my non existential readers these hidden bits of knowledge that men all over the globe and than some have gone stark raving mad in their quest to discover IT. Yes. This is a COMPREHENSIVE. THE COMPREHENSIVE ULTIMATE SUPER DUPER QUADRUPLE TRIPLE X MEGA guide to telling whether you are a Bad Boy Geek. What is a Bad Boy Geek pray tell? You have much to learn young grasshopper, and for being non-existential you have even more to learn. But yes, I the Azngeek, will impart to you this knowledge. (I know i’m god damn repetitive and redundant. Shut up and read you moron and stop questioning. You are after all non-existential)

Lets start with the basics. The definitions.

Geek : A term similar to nerd, but slightly less pejorative in tone.

Bad : Having undesirable qualities, OR intense!!!111oneoneoneoneeleven!

Boy :”Boy (I Need You)” was the second single from Mariah Carey’s 12th album, Charmbracelet.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boy_(I_Need_You)

Oh crap. That’s not quite right is it. Meh. Just read on. So yes. Essentially, a Bad Boy Geek, is a Geek who is a bad boy, IE a Geek who is INTENSE (HOW THE FUCK CAN A GEEK HAVE UNDESIRABLE QUALITIES. EVERYONE LOVES GEEKS. CHICKS LOVE GEEKS. PARENTS LOVE GEEKS. TEACHERS LOVE GEEKS. EMPLOYERS LOVE GEEKS – THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY A GEEK CAN HAVE EVEN THE REMOTEST UNDESIRABLE QUALITY FUCK YEA!) Ok. Where was I. Oh yes, Bad Boy Gee -> Intense Geek. So the 7 Tell-Tale Signs You are a Bad Boy Geek are as follow.

1. First and foremost. You have done some gaming of the few great games. IE warcraft, starcraft, counterstrike, half life, age of empires, red alert. One or more would qualify you for this criteria. AND if you have what I like calling THE-RAGE. It’s likely you are a bad boy geek. An example of THE-RAGE : While playing counter strike, you get shot in the head, as soon as you see someone, you bang your keyboard and scream constant profanities. Bang your head on the keyboard. Scream more profanities %^$*&%&*(* and then some more profanities. Then when it happens again you are soooooooo fucked up, you stab someone. Actually you don’t. You just repeat everythign before the stabbing. I just thought stabbing would be cool. By the way, this is one of the most INTENSE characterisitcs of the Bad Boy Geek. The women find it desirable, extremely desirable. I would know. That’s why i’ve had like 12474281596796721057102973408725 friends who are female (whispers* times zero : D)
2. Secondly, you have the UNCANNY abilitiy (like wolverine, but better) to be able to sit at the computer for at 5 hours or more, and have your sweaty palms tightly gripping that mouse on that black sexy sleek mousepad of yours which are designed for “gamers” which helps you perform 10.956% better at the previously mentioned games. Actually you just need to be able to sit at the computer for 5 hours or more. That’s pretty much it. Meh. But yea. I thought I should be a little more descriptive an illustrate to you a prime example of THE BAD BOY GEEK which soooooooooo isn’t me. I’m just a geek, not yet a bad boy geek.
3. Thirdly, you have glasses which always slide down your nose, revealing your sinisterly INTENSE eyes full of passion for the debates of technological marvel. Such as the debate of which is better ball vs optical vs laser mouses. OR OR whhhyyyyyy the greens are better than the blues hyuck hyuck. Fuck. I mean amds are better than intel or vice versa. I probably lost most of my readers back there, but meh. Basically ANY person who argues about something like that, are likely to be a BAD BOY GEEK
4. Fourth, you have your own web page where you type at your keyboard. The pitiful bastards. FUCK YOU GUYS AHHAH. NO LIFE WHATSO- urm… damn… forget I said that… I mean you guys are so cool
5. Fifth, you always mention school work, or work in general because you are so passionate about it, or you are an anal retentive mother fucker that is just well… an anal rententive mother fucker. Enough said.
6. Sixth, you understand the difference between working with higher resolution screens compared to lower ones. You are an advocate of high resolution screens for maximum productivity and seriously see the undeniable benefit behind the benefits of high resolution screens.
7. Seven, repeat number one to six.
8. I’m so cool. You need to worhship me. You are not worthy non-existential readers (I just realized you could be a girl to be a Bad Boy Geek. Go figure. I’m a sexist.Shut.up.)

If you score 4 and above out of 8 you are A BAD BOY GEEK!

And yea. Heh. I actually had more than 7 on my list. Woops. And yes. I just read through my list, and urm. Yeah. I’m not a Bad Boy Geek. Or maybe I am. You lie! All lies. Gahhhh. Fuck you. Fuck you too. *punches self* hah take that. That actually hurt bitch! *punches self back* That’s right. Fuck you. Fuck you too. DIE DIE DIE. DIE DOT COM MOTHER FUCKE- Oh. Heh. I’m still at this write post page. I didn’t realize. Urm. I soooo don’t have an alternate personality. Azngeek. *clicks publish*

EDIT : Might I add that in NOOOOO way whatsoever am i referring to myself. Really. Really. Orly?Yarly.

The Geeklympics. R-e-c-o-g-n-i-z-e

Hmmmm, we have the SEA games, the olympics, and so many other sport events which receive so much public acclaim. More recent it was the worldcup, football. (Not a big fan, shush) but well I was about to go do some organic chemistry, and guess what major sporting event came to mind. The Geeklympics! Haven’t you heard, it’s all the rage, everyone who’s anyone knows about it. ( if you disagree, just keep your thoughts to yourself first, and run with me for a wee longer) So yes as I was saying the Geeklympics, it requires the most intense dedication and the highest level of hardword amongst its athletes. The athletes all sporting the latest most modern equipment of titanium-magnesium alloyed framed glasses with anti-scratch-anti-glare-anti-every-damn-thing, pocket protectors sponsored by big brands such as Geekbok, NiGeek, etc. The event is just gargantuan in propotion in all aspects.

Among the events is the 400 sprint
The well trained athletes, they sprint across a… keyboard typing 400 characters and they are timed with the state of the art stop watches.
Computer assembling, another popular event with representatives from all over the world etc….

URM…ANYWAYS this idea of Geeklympics is getting old….. meh… yea, what I really wanted to post was just this cool link

http://labs.jphantom.com/wpm/

Test how fast you type! Hah! I type 350 characters per minute, meh… are you man/geek enough to take up the challenge?

On a side note, server:

Yea, my server isn’t an amd xp 2500, because it wasn’t brought here SO I ended up purchasing another. The specs:
AMD XP 64 3200+ S939
512 MB DDR RAM
X300 Radeon 128 MB
Asus …. can’t remeber the motherboard model, it’s an nforce 4 one….
80 GB 7200rpm seagate sata primary
2X 120 GB 7200rpm WD
1X 200 GB 7200rpm Maxtor
and a 300 GB seagate will join the family soon
Thermaltake Case

and yea, I changed my router to a dynalink urm something or rather a month ago.

Return to the blogging world, and then some

Hello, readers, or the readers I don’t have. Guess who’s back. Back again. The azngeek is back. Tell a friend. Yes, yes I think I might be back to the blogging world. I still am trying to find a reason why, or maybe because I have lost all reasoning, I’m back. Not too sure.

Soooo, what has the world missed out on in the 3 months of my absence… hmmm, nothing much really. School, tests and some exams, prep courses, me burning holes in my clothes with concentrated acid, staining my clothes with silver nitrate, going to a few balls (or better known to the Yanks as “proms”), etc.

 Well interestingly enough, I’ve returned to my geek ways. I think. I’m becoming a tech nerd again, getting excited over news of the age old debates of intel against amds (mmm Intel Conroe… tasty…. and I might be changing sides to the blues, shifting my alleigance from the greens), the new wireless technologies, the different keyboards etc…. yes like I said the world has not really missed out on much. Oh but, mmm I think the only thing really worth mentioning is my latest purchase from Dell, the Inspiron 6400 (still waiting for it to be delivered though, at time of writing). It sports the following specifications:
Intel Dual Core T2500 2.0ghz
2X1GB DDR2 Ram 667 Mhz
ATI Radeon X1400 256mb DDR
80 GB SATA 7200 rpm
15.4″ LCD 1600*1050 True Life
I’m excited about that, hopefuly it’ll arrive soonish. (Oh yea, finally thought of a reason why I’m blogging again, i’m on holiday right now :D)

Well before I end this post catch this non-existent readers, I found this video quite hilarious TOL (think of laughing) thought you guys might like it too. He’s a weird asian dude, that I think many of you can relate to :):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyZj0X1mUjY

Hmmm, and I think that’s about all for now folks. Guess I really am back… heh and excuse the absence, I have my reasons, some reasons which might not have been particulary strong reasons, but nevertheless. It’s good to be back.

Just another blog

Sadly, another sad attempt to blog. Heh, o well. Thou shall not judge. Well seeing how this is the very first post, I think I’ll just be nice enough to inform you, the masses the reason behind this so called blog. Its basic function will just be a place for me to enlighten you with any bullshit I can think of, and pretty much just a place for me to fuckabout as much as I like. If you don’t like it, suck it up, fuck up, or leave. :)

 To christen this blog, let me fill your mind with some bull shit to totally fuck with your mind. Sounds like a plan. Well in the last week, I purchased a new wireless router, and a new barebone. The router was a linksys WRT 54G and a new Shuttle Barebone G5600 with the following specifications:

AMD XP 3200++ 64
512 MB DDR RAM 400
Radeon 9200 XT
60 GB Hard Drive

The very bare necessities for a media box. But still I’m happy about it. Installed a fresh copy of microslut windows XP pro, and then installed medioo. Did some configuration, and now I’m a proud owner of a media box, to watch all my movies and tv series. But wait 60 GBs isn’t very much, now is it? So come this sunday, I get my server.

AMD XP 2500++
512 MB DDR RAM
1 X 80 GB HDD ATA
2 X 120 GB HDD ATA
1 X 200 GB HDD ATA
1 X 300 GB HDD SATA
Radeon 9600 PRO ( probably going to move this into the media box and swap over the graphic cards)

So yes, that’s probably the highlight of my fucken’ life. Not very interesting now was it? So how many of you felt your IQ just decrease 10 knotches? *raises hand eagerly* Damn right. I told you I’d make you stupid.

 Moving on to something a lot less geeky, let me talk to you about babes! Yes BABES . I’ve got your attention now aye you fucken’ horny males. Babe of the moment is Michelle from chemistry class. WHAT? No pictures. Yea, damn right, no pictures. She’s all MINE ass wipes. ALL MINE. Don’t like it? Stop wanking while reading this blog then. Hmmm maybe she ain’t all mine, but I think she’s pretty damn attractive. Michelle is a korean girl of 17 years old sporting the typical asian girl long straight hair look, slightly tanned, with possibly one of the fucking cutest voices ever. Yea. EVER!!!111oneoneonone Damn right. Now stupid fucked up infatuation kicks in at the beginning of year 2006. Just peachy.

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 And that feels up my weekly quoata of posts. Until next week, where I totally rob you of your sanity. I think next week will be an english lesson. How’s that dirt wad?

EDIT : Note I’m not that childish… was just angsty and pretty… urm emo??? at the beginning of the year