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Oh and be informed that the bitching/ranting/propaganda-ey stuff will stay pretty much the same. It’ll just get dloaded on ur browser faster =)
pSyCh
Wow. Nice things keep happening to me. Lost my phone. Yeap. Lost it. I knew this week was bad but wtf am i right? Argh. I am so high, I can hear heaven. So high… on grief and pain. Now I’m stuck with a Samsung. Damn you Samsung phone. Damn your small screen and tiny keys. Damn your cute appearance and your annoying beeps. Damn your ultra limited memory and most of all, damn ME for losing something so DAMN BIG in the first place (Thats Actually The Worst Part About This Whole Crappy Situation). Its excusable to lose the most tiniest, thinnest, lightest, almost invisibleish phone. But not one that looks like it could swallow your head. Too bad eh. Congrats to the lucky bastard who stole it. You Lucky Bastard. I hope s/hes the kind of person with some kind of brain defect. One look at the pr0n in the phone and itll trigger a major stroke. Wish you hadnt stolen my pr0n ridden phone now eh?(the pr0ns not my doing btw. pervy hands of pervy people with pr0n ridden phones can do amazing things. Thanks Bluetooth!) My Samsungs clean. So it just doesnt feel the same….
On to the good stuff. The cool convo above was included solely for the purpose of making my post take up most of the page. If it still doesn’t then I could just delete everyone else’s posts right? No? Ok.
I was on the train minding my own business when I spotted an empty seat. Took it without thinking twice. Was trying to get away from a weird Indian guy who was feeling me with his eyes (for lack of a better phrase. Seriously I think thats what girls complain about when they tell you that there’s a guy staring at them. I almost felt his probing eyes undress me slowly. Exaggeration? Probably. Didnt confront him cos it coulve been all in my mind. =) But we all know the truth right?) Ahem. Anyway I was just sitting there, looking forlorn(I think) when a voice beside me said, “You’re Jon right?”. Lo and ZOMGG- Malay Girl Who Looks Kinda Familiar Looking Right At Me. Managed to get to know that she was my Standard 2/3/4 something classmate. God everything came back in that second. She seemed cool about meeting in the train. We exchanged pleasantries. But through all that, there was one thing in my mind… Her stealing my pen. The memory of her stealing it, denying it, making excuses, calling me a liar, me calling her a thief, her crying… all etched in my mind like some kind of movie. A movie that kept repeating itself as I talked to her about college, where she went after Standard 6. The usual crap. My blood was boiling by the time we were done talking. Very childish right? Well if you thought that youre absolutely right. Unresolved issues can be a butch. It might not even be that. I might just have a weird grudge holding complex. First time so far as I can tell. But those unresolved issues from your past might just come back and haunt you sometime soon. Well it probably wont but it might. Instead of a pen. It could be something important. Like your dignity? Think about it.
Power to the Masses,
Death to all Teddy-Bears.
Have A Kickass Weekend.
pSyCh
Hiyaz u doods n doodhettes oot dhere. (Yea you the ones who aren’t real. I’m actually starting to wonder if there actually are people reading this blog. The comments posted here seem to be realistic enough. If they aren’t, Im probably gonna need some Prozac or something. yea. go prozac… im gonna go cut my wrists now. wheres my prozac?
Ahem. Erm, This is just a quickie for me to waste some time on. Don’t worry though, its worth the read. So don’t skip anything you lazy motherf awesome reader.
Well, I mentioned the Prozac already. So do i need to go furthur with that? Ok. Let’s learn about Prozac.
Allright kids… this medicine right… Its for really rreeaaallly sad people (awwwwwww) WhoWantToKillThemselves AndOthersAlongWithThem IfTheyGetTheChance. Hmm.. maybe suicide bombers are people who just missed their dose or something.. or is the so called “prozac” thats being prescribed to them actually sand, dirt, and some water ground up and made into pills in a shack somewhere in Kazakhstan? Neways, its good for you if you feel down and dirty depressed. That was a rant btw. Just FYI.
On to the POT. Ahh. Learnt from a Dutch boy(think Dutch Lady but instead of a woman with those things its a Boy). Nah. Ima justa kidding for funa. Hes actually pretty cool. Anyways about the goings on of Pot in Good Ol Holland/N’lands. As we all know(yes even you should know this you nonexistensialishperson) that marijuana is pretty legal there. Learnt from him that Its Not Really Legal for the following reasons.
Learnt all this during lunch. Delish. I actually know (firsthand) an ex(maybe) pot smoker!
Oh btw. Check out a new series on USA(those who dont have it should know what to do. Well if you don’t I’ll just tell you. Go IMDB it. then go GET IT. If you don’t know how to I wonder how you survived this long in the **torrent** age without having some kind of clue..) Its called “psych”. OMG COINCIDENCE?? Maybe. Its very Very Very Cool. Like MONK but different in its own unique way. Heres to hoping it doesnt get cancelled before its second season. I know you lazy people(who dont exist) too well. Ill make it easier for you guys.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0491738/
there. Brace yourselves guys, its gonna be a long long week.
pSyCh
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